Nobel prize up for grabs...

...for whoever can decipher this sentance from Desmond Tutu:

"Even the dumbest of us would say that results would not have been held back... had it not been the fact that Mr Mugabe has not won," said the Nobel Peace Prize winner.

OK, I know what he means, but the 3.5 negatives in that sentance are making my brain sore. In reply to Tutu, I would say this:

"There's nothing that you've not got that I don't want."